Uzbekistan's Prime Minister Taunts Borat
Oct 7, 2006
My name is Shavkat Mirziyoyev and I am prime minister and chief gypsy catcher of Uzbekistan.
We glorious nation of Uzbekistan say words of Borat Sagdiyev outside Kazakhstan embassy in US and A is lyings and propagandas.
Borat make sex crimes with Uzbeki women in Tashkent. He is no longer allowed near Uzbeki women. We not allow him make liquid explosion on thin Uzbeki women or play table tennis with fat ones.
Borat want to make war on glorious nation of Uzbekistan for make more sex crimes with Uzbeki women. We trying to stop him.
Uzbekistan is beautiful country, much better than Kazakhstan. Not everyone have a horse yet but most people have donkey. Men have up to four wives and gypsies are no longer slaves since 2004. We have no more homosexual because we gave them all to Russian labour camps in 2004 also. There is even a road in Tashkent with a Dairy Queens. Outside the Dairy Queens you can find many prostitutes who give very nice sex in mouth. I like.
Like in Kazakhstan, we drink wine made from fermented horse’s urine, but our horses are better because they eat special Uzbeki grass that gives them super urine. They drink the water from the coal power plant in Tashkent, not like the nuclear plant in Almaty.
Borat also is lying when he say Astounding Woman, the comic book woman character who can pull a large plow for 84 hours without food or water, is from Kazakhstan. She is favourite comic book woman character Uzbekistan and we came up with her first.
We in Uzbekistan have bigger catapults than Kazakhi people and we will kill every Kazakhi person and woman until Borat say he is sorry.